Saturday, June 2, 2007

ciao!

i refuse to say ciao. I won't do it. I think it's gay. just cause you're from reynosa does NOT make you italian. ciao stinks. ciao is a republican's face looking at cindy sheehan. ciao is mood rings. ciao is how anna nicole smells right now. ciao is ugly. ciao lack couth. ciao is kracken. ciao spooks me out. ciao is gangsta rap. ciao is lil' kim's pasty. ciao is an avocado empanada. ciao shows no mercy. ciao is silk stalkings on USA network. chuck norris hates ciao. ciao is what dogs eat, and dogs eat poop. ciao is curdled breat milk yogurt. ciao is water buffalo b.o. ciao is feline leukemia. if you say ciao to me, i might go off on you bjork-style. ciao hurts. ciao stings. ciao is the opposite of krispy kreme donuts. FRESH krispy kreme donuts. ciao is racist. ciao is sexist. ciao is aushwitz. ciao is shining path. ciao is pol pot. hitler said ciao. un deux ciao. ciao is pg-13. ciao doesn't remember your name. ciao is arrogant. ciao is fallible. ciao is cruel to animals. ciao is fur is murder. ciao is partial birth abortion. ciao is sheperd's pie. ciao doesn't call you back. ciao leaves before you wake up and takes that last twenty from your wallet. ciao is erectile disfunction. ciao is that blue line of poop on the back of a shrimp you half to eat in a shrimp cocktail. ciao cries. ciao made andrea bocelli blind. it's time to say goodbye to ciao.

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