pret-a-poor taste

so i think i found the outfit I'm gonna wear to go see mel

Beyonce, or Melissa?

I've got to wonder, maybe Melissa ate the last Beyonce cd and this is what she crapped out?




and i KNOW this what she's gonna have to say about this! Can't wait to see you! oh btw, we're using the left over paint to cover our bodies and go out in public in the "nude"!

something i'm looking forward too

if you can dream it, you can be it

Godfrey Bey Sanchez

My nephew is freakishly cute, and has very interesting taste in music. He can impress you by singing "Lento" by Julieta, "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls, he calls "How To Save A Life" cuidado because it actually fits in the chorus, and it sure does make sense. Maybe it's the easy lyrics, but he adores "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder . . . . that being said, my sister discovered he also likes John Legend. It's pretty much any good song he has to hear my sister play while he rides in the back . . . here's me coaxing a performance out of him . . .

ha ha ha, bless your soul

you CAN NOT beat a cover featuring a THEREMIN. There is no way. Don't try it. Unless you use and ONDES MARTENOT. And I know no one reading this knows what either of these things are without consulting wikipedia. I remember when I lost my mind . . .

ciao!

i refuse to say ciao. I won't do it. I think it's gay. just cause you're from reynosa does NOT make you italian. ciao stinks. ciao is a republican's face looking at cindy sheehan. ciao is mood rings. ciao is how anna nicole smells right now. ciao is ugly. ciao lack couth. ciao is kracken. ciao spooks me out. ciao is gangsta rap. ciao is lil' kim's pasty. ciao is an avocado empanada. ciao shows no mercy. ciao is silk stalkings on USA network. chuck norris hates ciao. ciao is what dogs eat, and dogs eat poop. ciao is curdled breat milk yogurt. ciao is water buffalo b.o. ciao is feline leukemia. if you say ciao to me, i might go off on you bjork-style. ciao hurts. ciao stings. ciao is the opposite of krispy kreme donuts. FRESH krispy kreme donuts. ciao is racist. ciao is sexist. ciao is aushwitz. ciao is shining path. ciao is pol pot. hitler said ciao. un deux ciao. ciao is pg-13. ciao doesn't remember your name. ciao is arrogant. ciao is fallible. ciao is cruel to animals. ciao is fur is murder. ciao is partial birth abortion. ciao is sheperd's pie. ciao doesn't call you back. ciao leaves before you wake up and takes that last twenty from your wallet. ciao is erectile disfunction. ciao is that blue line of poop on the back of a shrimp you half to eat in a shrimp cocktail. ciao cries. ciao made andrea bocelli blind. it's time to say goodbye to ciao.

my thoughts of you are leaving . .

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